Bits of spam

So I was checking my spam today, and I found these gems. Enjoy!

Ooh, Santa has a package?

Let's see here...

You know it's spam when you see these puppies.

This is what pops up when you close the page.

What's that?

Oh, okay...

Suuuuure.

Here's the form:

Does it HAVE to play annoying music when I click the link about "Free plane tickets"?

Remember the one on the right?

Okay...

That was above the questions.

Fake reviews on the samples they offered me.

Here's a small portion of all the samples they offered me.

Even if a million people BUY their "Free" samples, there will always be (1) left.

I don't even...

What's this now?

WhyDoYou-TypeLike-This.

These loans look SO legit! The freaking TWO-YEAR-OLD that wrote this letter must be so experienced!

Oh my, I'm SO SCARED!